Who We Are
Boswell Bosley
It is believed that Boswell Bosley must have been born in Hawaii, as he seems unaware that shirts come in styles other than Hawaiian. After making his fortune developing patents for "Moan Recognition" software, the machine-washable one-handed keyboard and the "Lazy Bosley" (a VHS jukebox controlled by moan recognition software), Bosley fell off the grid to do "field research" that landed him in the Dalmatian Coast Penal System, where he shared a cell with Edmund Tsabard. Edmund quickly made Bosley his bitch, and frankly not much has changed since.
Bosley, a renowned transvestite (he's won awards and has had awards named in his honor), is something of a pornographic renaissance man. He's authored a book on exercises to increase ambidexterity - for those suffering from masturbation-related hand-cramps. He's taught classes in photography and cinematography to maximize any project's Porn-per-Frame (PPF) Quotient. In fact, his website offers PPF ratings for any and all films featuring human skin - with statistical graphs on each. It is updated once a year. Maybe. More recently, he's kept busy adapting the Lazy Bosley to work with DVDs and - under some duress - building the website for Blue Mug Productions.
Boswell Bosley is rumored to have the world's largest private library of ancient erotica literature, including several original works by Ovid (both the classical Roman author and Brad/Janet Ovid, the transvestite's reigning poet laureate). Bosley currently lives alone in an underground bunker - but hopes to upgrade to a solitary subterranean lair in the near future.