Who We Are
Edmund Tsabard
Edmund Tsabard has been a storyteller all his life - well at any rate, he's been a liar all his life. Self-educated in some of the world's best (a.k.a. cheapest) brothels, his first professional work was as one of those guys passing out flyers advertising strip clubs to tourists. Often he wrote these flyers without editorial assistance or the use of any spell-check device (including but not limited to a dictionary). In this capacity, he won the 1982 Back Away Slowly Award for the flyer entitled "Gought Skank?" Later, he spent a decade (with time off for good behavior) as Editor-in-Chief of Don't-Drop-the-Soap! - the official comic book of the Dalmatian Coast prison system.
After gaining his freedom, Edmund emigrated to the United States and went to work for the Walt Diskin Company, where he wrote numerous animated and live action features for the personal amusement of Mr. Diskin himself. Fortunately for all concerned, none of these have seen the light of day. His stint at Diskin was followed by brief tours of duty at DamnWorks and Verner Bros. in Algeria and Bavaria, respectively. Needless to say, many, many women were left broken-hearted by each change of venue - though it remains unclear whether the hearts were broken upon his departure or arrival.
In 1996, Edmund and his team of parasites (and we're not being metaphoric here) set off on a tour of the world with long stops in both Japan and France to research what would become his personal magnum opus: LAST TENGU IN PARIS. For twelve years, Edmund sought partners fool enough to join forces and bring Tengu to the masses. Having found a few charming, talented but thoroughly hapless and perverted females, he quickly set about alienating them from their spouses in order to solidify his almost-Svengali-like hold upon them and thus finally build his long-dreamed of Empire of Smut.
A devout trigamist, Edmund is blessed to have a wonderful wife or three in foreign countries without extradition or alimony policies. He has many, many attack dogs with names like Killer and Horrorshow, so don't even think about exacting retribution.